February 02, 2008 07:45 PM
Dan Lipinski (IL-03) Sends Out Flyer; Calls Mark Pera's Backers DFHs
Okay, actually, he called the OpenLeft bloggers "punks" instead of dirty hippies, but the intent is clear.
I don't think I've seen more clichés and fury, signifying utter desperation before.
Mark Pera is one of our Blue America candidates. If you'd like to join us punks, we'd appreciate your help.







Lol... I still find the idea of "Liberal Hate Groups" amusing.
Mr. Lipinski - the only things we hate is corruption, incompetence, and evil; that you happen to fit that bill is a choice you have made for yourself.
Wow. I don't have all the qualifications from the clipping, but I think I lean heavily into that category. Mom would be so proud if she was alive.
Left wing extremist groups? Oh yeah! The left are a rabid bunch of militants who are looking for world domination! I think I smell desperation here.
Hmph. Some of us are even proud to be D.F.H.s. I'm guessing Lipinski is counting on the Jonah Goldberg crowd to come through for him.
Wow, how many liberal boogeymen can they stick in one flyer? Hollywood, San Fransisco, Ted Kennedy. Disgusting.
Is there 21 year old in the basement writing this shit like Karl Rove did at the Washington RNC HQ back in the 70s?
Well, I'm actually quite tolerant of people who go to church. For an atheist, that is. The Deluded should have equal rights, just so they don't force it on the rest of us...
Oh yeah? Well Dan Lipinski takes food from starving babies and doesn't believe in God.
Yeesh, what a juvenile mailer.
Faux News Opnion Poll, Feb. 3, 2008
If you are a regular Faux News viewer, please vote:
Could dirty hippies be taking over the Democratic Party?
A. That's not possible. Covered in all that dirt, the dirty hippies must be dropping like flies from one disease or another.
B. Absolutely. If Obama weren't so dirty, the white half of his skin color would be vastly more visable. And he's currently taking over the Democratic Party.
C. Probably not. Dirty hippies have low sperm counts and cannot reproduce well at all. You can thank evolution for culling that herd.
D. Yes dirty hippies are overrunning the Democratic Party. Evolution, i.e. survival of the fittest, DOES NOT EXIST. But Satan does and Satan is a dirty hippie from way back.
E. All of the above. What? Oh, that's not possible? Well, the diry hippies have me all confused. Damn them anyway.
Whoever wrote that must have been looking in histories mirror... Republican 'health plans' treat the senior citizens as 'better off dead' and not worth spending money on. Only a callous fool would constantly throw american lives into the trashcan so that his friends can make billions in war profits. Only a bastard would hype lies to send those american lives to another nation to die in a desert because of the lies that got the people to back the invasion. Only an elitist jerk would not want to boost food stamps and unemployment benefits when the economy has the 'working man' held face down in the sewer...
But, hey, all that was done by those damn dirty democrats, right?
I think I can imagine this guy snarling and pulling his hair out with every word. What a whack job! And people will swallow this tripe. Hook, line, sinker. The fools!
Christopher Turkel @ 5:
Patty D. @ 3:
Name calling and defamation of character are the last resorts of a coward...I hope the guy loses big time.
And, anyone remember 9/11?
Those wily democrats. They are so good at making the white house look so bad... Those poor republicans... NOT!
"rush hannity" said Mary Matalin on meet the press today. sure wish i'd thought of that one.
We don't look down our noses at anyone except the "F'in" Republicans who out source the Blue Collar jobs, what a pussy rightwing rant.
To be fair, he is my representative in Chicago and the population is generally full of conservative Democrats (socially conservative, economically liberal) who go with that chain of reasoning, that liberals have made life harder on them. Though they feel the Republican party is worse especially with Bush II in office, but yeah.
Typical DLC/Clintonista borrowing from the Republican attack book.
What a great example of why we need to give every person running for office a lie- detector test, just to see what they really think!
What's the problem with thinking Ted Kennedy isn't liberal enough?
Hmmm not sure what else to do with my time...it's only 8:31 here and I've already pushed an old lady into traffic, flipped off a passing military convoy and flung dog poo at a religious couple....anyone have any ideas? Maybe I'll go burn some flags on the way to my abortion appointment. Maybe my Muslim lesbian partner has some ideas...../puts her thinking cap on
Oh yeah, and Ted Kennedy isn't liberal enough.
It's too bad the Cold War's over. I would have appreciated being called a commie pinko too.
Go Lipinski! Shaking fists at punks on lawns since 19 ot 6!
Pixie @ 20:
Pushing an old lady into traffic? That's been so done...Flaming bags of poo on their doorsteps-possible trigger for heart attack and/or stroke...pretend they're still alive and cash their benny checks, stealing their kitties-now there's some ways to fuck with relics of a bygone era!
Although kudos on the dog poo toss at the religious couple. I'll keep that in my punky mind. For the next Jehovah's Witnesses that show up on my doorstep...
"Political punks that sneer at Southwest siders like us."
"They laugh at traditional values."
"They mock those who go to church."
"They dismiss senior citizens as irrelevant relics of a bygone era."
Sorry guys. I completely overreacted when my boyfriend and I were standing outside their church sneering at them while holding my “Cut Social Security” sign.
Like being a punk is a bad thing.
I've been into punk for the last 15 years. It's what steered me towards progressive causes from the conservative upbringing I had.
They need to come up with better insults.
this guy is in desparte need of a bj. can someone give him directions to larry craig's
stall at the airport.
Isaac @ 21:
Hey they still call us commies... check this post out
"Get off my lawn, you little left-wing PUNKS!!!"
Ah the desperation of a very tiny, diseased brain, it's pretty gross.
That press release reads like it was written in 1968.
You know what's funny? When he claims we look down with our educated nose at blue collar workers. What a crock of shit! I myself am a high school grad. Who is married to a blue collar worker. If anything he is insulting the voters, and if they believe this crap they are hopeless.
Limpdinky's application for RNC funding...
Giants win!
Boy, Dan Lipinski is losing it. Everyone who doesn't like him is "far left"? Including Libertarians?
What a nutcase. If people didn't care before, they may now think it is time to send him back home where he is safe from himself.
I only look down my nose at blue collar workers when they're blowin' me in church funerals for WWII veterans who retired after a minimum of 30 years on the police force and died rescuing nuns while volunteer firemen. Do I qualify?
Its just amazingly poor writing.
"They look down their educated noses at blue-collar men and women..."
Point #10 on the 14 points of fascism:
http://www.oldamericancentury.org/10_labor1.htm
This radical left liberal is not looking down her high-school drop-out nose at her blue collar self.
Being from that part of the universe (south side of Chicago, live in NYC now, Giants rule!), that kind of crap may have worked in 1968, but not now. It's almost like a retro press release.
Nice to see KKKarl Rover's broadening his client base...
Damn liberals take our land and rape our women!
He seems to be searching for anything that will keep people terrified of the Evil Liberal outside (come on, we don't care for elderly people?) My take is that he's simply frightened, scared stiff of the informative voice of the netroots.
miss_kitty @ 22:
Damn, you guys are smart. I'll have to bring some of these ideas up at our next satanic ceremony. Every tuesday!
And nobody forget the sacrificial geriatric this time, ok?
Ok, Limdinky, time to revoke your kid's Kinko privileges...
Actually, now that I've read it a couple of times, it's hilarious. It has all the sterotypes of Dems and Libs compiled in a couple of paragraphs. Classic.
"Literally" giving the finger to the military? Like, cutting them off and sending them in care packages?
Jesusturnedwaterboardingintowhine @ 9:
I've commented 3 times in a row now :(
but I had to commend you on your sweet name!
Woo and Hoo! I'm now a punk! But, I have what is known as a pink collar job. I'm a hospice nurse. I don't live in lipinski's district, but I have patients there at times. I sure as hell don't look down my nose at them. I live in Luis Gutierrez's district a few miles away and there is no need to campaign for him. I volunteered a few hours today and yesterday and am taking off election day so that I can hone in on my election punk crazed lefty skills. Oh and just like you guys I'm scary.
What? They don't kick puppies and eat baby ducks?
Actually, aside from church, morals, goodness, and hygiene, another thing liberals are really against is glue sniffing, which seems to be a staple at the Lipinski offices.
I got a simple question... If everyone is extremists, why are considered the "normals"? I mean really.. The Left Wing Extremists are like the Extremists in bolivia, in Russia, in Canada, in Brazil, In Paraguay, in Venezuela etc...
But they are just people. Nothing odd, just people 'who are not part of the neo-capitialists global restructuring project' are extremists.
So. I'm an extremist then, which new definition is simply "Normal people".
Well wonders never cease. Now Democrats are taking up the McCarthyism 2.0 battle cry. Forgive us Mr. Lipinski for trying to save the Democratic party from the out and out capitulation to the Neo-cons. If that makes me an extremist, so be it. It hardly seems extreme given the mealy mouthed, spineless majority of Repug-lites that have given this administration a free ticket to defecate on our constitution and in turn on democracy. The Bush Administration are the true extremists in all of this. You sir, have NO idea what my values are.
Pick a side, dude - south or west - otherwise you're in a corner, ya geographitard.
You mean we're supposed to snicker and sneer? At the same time? My commie pinko college profs didn't teach me that! I want my money back!
Why, I didn't know Archie Bunker was running for Congress. This guy is a filthy, despicable pig who deserves to get beaten---bad.
While most of it sounds like crap I know that like it or not left wing blogs do have a faith hater problem.
actually, I'm very scared that this tactic might work. But, that won't stop me from volunteering for Pera on Tuesday.
I couldn't respond to this since I was too busy spitting on some homeless vets fresh off the plane.
Oh wait, hating our "phony" vets is what rightwing shitbags like BillO and Rush do. Fuck Lipinski in his ear with a pencil.
yeah,i might be a punk,and my hairs kinda long,and i AM a blue collar worker,but just because i slap my conservative,white collar,bible thumping grampaw around once in a while,doesnt mean i hate those old sumna bitches.....it just means th...............ah shit ,my fucking grandmaw is bitching at me to get off her computer.................YEAH,I HEARD YA,YA OLD BAG!!!!!!!..............i gotta go................
cd @ 53:
I like to think of it as a rationality, reason, logic, science and philosophy addiction...
If ya can believe that!
Proud2bHumble @ 57:
Thank you for providing evidence.
Nothing spells love for men and women of the military like dismembering 40,000 in an illegal war. Vote for Bush!
cd @ 58:
Don't hate the gullible irrational, hate the irrational gullibility...
Proud2bHumble @ 60:
ha ha
Dan Lipinski ;
I was very upset to hear that you think myself and the rest of the rapidly growing majority of Americans are nothing but punks.
I think we should settle this with a friendly boxing match.We are the same age so it would be fair in that respect and I live about an hour from you so we could meet in the middle to determine who the real punk is you or us.
Oh, and after your defeat perhaps you could apologize for all the lies and promise to be more careful of what you call large groups of Americans. ;)
Barack Obama-Terry Bollea '08
cd @ 61:
Either you type reeeeaal slow, or it took you 5 minutes to get the funny. Here's hoping you're a hunt-and-pecker, and not just that last part.
Seriously, I agree somewhat. Some of the lefty sites and commenters do express anger toward faith in the same black-and-white dualistic good vs. evil terms that fundamentally flaw the fundamentalists...
Proud2bHumble @ 63:
Please don't get me wrong chances are I dislike Pat Robertson more than you do but I hate it when people lump jerks like him and people like Ghandi together.
cd @ 64:
If we keep this back and forth going long enough on this thread, we may be able to cover the width and breadth of most screens (well not the width, but I knew that and wanted to not only define breadth as the vertical dimension, but do it in a fairly long-winded(fingered?) way in case said occlusion becomes the goal rather than the byproduct of our screenopolistic conversation - see what I mean?).
I don't doubt you've seen Ghandi included with Pat Muthafuckinlyincrazypieceashitassholegreedymegalomaniac Robertson in the same 'famous religious person' grouping somewhere, and tho I never have, it sounds like a hoot. It would be tough to find two more diametrically opposed persons. What exactly do you think the chances are that you dislike P.M. Robertson more that me? Give me some numbers.
I still prefer to be refered to as "A Dirty Fucking Hippy!"
If I was anal enuf, I'd correct "... dislike...more that me?" but I'm not, so I won't.
Proud2bHumble @ 65:
Who could dislike Robertson more than Christians who not only disagree with 99% of what he's saying but who think he's despoiling their name?
cd @ 68:
Well, Satanists, hopefully, unless he secretly is one.... Oh, wait....
This scared me to read... and I'm not even a 'liberal.' Has haunting echoes of past mass movements towards villainizing an entire political party.
Frank Dufek @ 70:
Whatcha mean yer not a librul, ya evil bastid!
Feel better?
Dan Lipinski cut the crapola
Or we'll send you to Nola
and Fematize your nose
With formaldehyde
And when that's done
We'll send you to Iraq
and let you drive a hummer
Baghdad to airport
Baghdad to airport
And see how you like the ride.
too slow - gonna go watch some ijitbox - check back later
GonzoD @ 66:
Okay you dirty fucking hippy
Signed
Another dirty fucking hippy
And Dan Lipinski, if we stink it is from hard labor not the rot of our souls.
Maddy @ 74:
Wow!
My hat is off to you.
Good lord, Lipinski sounds like a far-Right whackjob. I don't think you'd be able to differentiate his rant from something coming from a Right Wing politician.
plooger @ 76:
That's because Dennis Miller writes his stuff.
Holy Dogshit, reading that last paragraph you van hear the skeletons rattling in the closet, attic & basement.
'They look down their educated noses at blue-collar men and women who work for a living.'
--Dan Lipinski
'I understand why Americans are interested in winners, but I am developing a lively interest in losers. I want to know what they know. Their anxieties seem more fundamental. No, I do not intend to idealize the poor. I am not unsophisticated! I intend only to remember that the poor exist; and to dream about a Democrat who cares equally about national security and social insecurity--to dream on ...'
--Leon Wieseltier
is lipinski getting local support from the local right wing talk radio blowhards?
if so, maybe pera supporters ought to wave a few signs at the station
I used to live on the Southwest Side. This installment of "This American Life" about Chicago Mayor Harold Washington gives an accurate portrayal of Chicago's politics.
miss_kitty @ 19:
No problem at all. Just adjust your expectations accordingly as to how relatively few precincts across the country a candidate to the left of Kennedy could possibly win an election.
Proud2bHumble @ 63:
Oh, yeah, quite a number of "progressive fundies" out there, driven every bit as much by hate/intolerance/ignorance as their counterparts on the right. Both groups are small, yet quite vocal minorities, and thus have managed to dominate a few message boards and blog comments areas. Since the PFs find refuge on the left, they are part of the reason why the Democrats are perceived overall as less friendly towards religion than Republicans. Also note the CFs are finding the Republican Party increasingly to be not religious enough, a good sign indeed.
http://people-press.org/reports/display.php3?ReportID=287
WOW! Why's this Republican running in a Democrat primary anyway?
living in the Lipinski fiefdom almost my entire life i can easily report that i have received mail from his campaign at least once a week for the last several weeks. that is more mail than i've ever received from either him or his father in years. scared? maybe. but his father also made sure that there are two ringers in the race, just like he did the last election, to make certain the vote gets split so his republican son can again win for him. the last mail from Lipinski quoted snippets from local papers that ripped Pera while neither of the other other candidates even got a mention.
i am the only one in my neighborhood that has a Pera 08 sign in my front yard. most are Lipinski and a couple have the far distant Caparelli. Pera scares the hell out of my neighbors because Lipinski's father has held sway over the district for decades. also, Pera's stands are portrayed like the post says - too liberal, anti-working class, anti-elderly, etc.
for the first time ever Lipinski-fils showed up at a couple of appearances [i don't even remember his father doing that], refused not only to join in anything similar to a debate but didn't even show up for the Chicago Sun-Times' editorial board meeting.
as far as the question one commenter posted, WOW! Why’s this Republican running in a Democrat primary anyway? , it's called Chicago politics. if you are not from Chicago, you can in no way understand it. though it works, sometimes it is very sad...
Shouldn't blue-collar men and women have "educated noses" too? Isn't that where my tax money goes?
cubejockey @ 6:
There is, and he works cheap. Give him a couple of Playstation 3 games, a big supply of cheetos, and a couple of cases of Red Bull, and he'll write whatever you want 24/7
Ahhhh does this bring back memories! I grew up on the southwest side (Mt.Greenwood to be exact.) and so I recognized the not-so-subtle code words instantly. But I'm not here to bash my old neighborhood, far from it. It's mostly white, blue collar cops and fireman families just trying to raise their kids to be good White Sox fans, admirable people.
What I'd like the fool who wrote that flyer to know is how much that part of chicago has changed. The sons and daughters of those cops and fireman went off to collage, traveled and got some life under their belts and as a result aren't responsive to this race and class baiting as the author assumes they are.
Nice try kid, now take your hackery to someplace that still falls for that shit. Like texas.
I always find it amusing when they make these whiney claims and yet fail to identify and individual or group that falls into the vague category that is being described. The author is completely unable to back-up anything that he states or be specific, yet despite not having this information feels that a conclusion is possible.
This is no more authentic then claiming that bands of secret cannibals like that candidate and openly support him.
roninkokoro22 @ 16:
Well I'm on the Southside of Chicago (Bevery), Lipinski's my rep, and I don't know anyone in my 'hood who likes him. But the machine was worried enough to put a ringer in the race to split the vote against Lipinski (they know he's not popular) so it's going to be a tight one.
God-- that last paragraph is literally like something you'd see in an old Nazi flyer. I mean, from before they actually seized power. That's very interesting.
The flier seems designed to appeal to ignorant, right-wing Republicans.
Isn't Lipinski supposed to be a Democrat?
mike/ @ 85:
Couldn't have said it better myself!
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